things that are true! April 15, 2008
Posted by Abby T in : live theatre, misc. adventures, rants & raves , trackbackAnyone who claims that technical theatre is not athletic (I’m looking at you, Todd Marble) should experience how sore I am today and think again. Yesterday I showed up for my afternoon crew, which involves hanging around with the lighting grads and staff and clambering around in high places, and got sent over to Cahn Auditorium - the space WAY across campus where Waa-Mu goes up in a few weeks. (I hate Waa-Mu. I think it is in insult to the intelligence of the theatre community at Northwestern. But I don’t mind working in Cahn, so it wasn’t so bad.)
Anyway, I got there and was given a task and immediately wished I’d brought my Stetson hat and whip. I had to take two hundred foot cables, carry them up a ladder, string them across a veritable chasm, feed them through a little tiny hole, shove the ends through two more little tiny holes and feed it all down a 15 foot drop.
Easy peasy, right? Except for the part where I had to string the cable across a chasm. That was a little more difficult. I was supposed to lower myself onto a pipe running across the wall, but I got about halfway down and had a series of realizations: “This pipe is a lot further down than I thought it would be.” “I seem to have let go of the ledge. Hmmm.” “I wonder how far down the floor is?”
It wasn’t very far, but Indiana Jones would not have been proud. It was not a graceful move. (I still maintain that it’s because my mother never took me to ballet lessons in my formative years.)
Anyway, to make a long story short, I fell in a couple of chasms, balanced on a couple of teetery beams right above a couple of chasms, contorted my arms around doors and walls and attempted to defy physics… the list goes on.
The moral is:
I’m sore, and I wanted to complain about it.
-@
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1) WHY IS THE COMMENT THING AT THE TOP?
2) TODD MARBLE AHAHAHAHAHA