I have the biggest idiots for friends.

[DISCLAIMER: If you think it's too soon to joke about Mr. Gowan, you probably shouldn't read this.]

On the phone with Juli the other morning:

JPM: Any news on Mr. Gowan?
ATM: Yeah, he died yesterday morning.
JPM: He what?
ATM: Died. He died.
JPM: I didn’t hear you, he did what?
ATM: He died. Ceased to live.
JPM: … what?
ATM: HIS LIFE A SPLODE.
JPM: OHHH. Why didn’t you SAY so?!

I repeat: I have the biggest idiots for friends.
(For background on things a sploding, play this game.)

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2 Responses to “I have the biggest idiots for friends.”

  1. JPM - April 20th, 2008

    . . .

  2. Cassandra - April 21st, 2008

    I didn’t know he died.

    Last I heard he had just had a (heart attack/stroke) while jogging, but that he was probably going to be O-Kay.

    What happened?

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