http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle! Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:57:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hi. I have mono. So these days I've been sleeping instead of blogging. I hope I can be forgiven. -@ http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/06/18/my-goodness/ If my American citizenship can be momentarily characterized as a marriage, my feelings toward Canada can only be described as adulterous. -@ http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/31/this-is-so-tough/ This woman has the most ridiculous job in the country. I firmly believe that. And I'm jealous. If you want to head right to the hilarity, skip to the middle. Also, hooray for the CA Supreme Court. -@ http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/19/wowzers/ I'm definitely digging this Hahn-Torres storyline on Grey's Anatomy, but probably not for the reason you'd expect. More on this once I see where it's going, I think. Also, I finally bought new shoes. But in order to make myself feel better, I got a different color. This way, I don't ... http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/15/i-wont-lie/ I would like extend wishes of a very happy birthday to Bea Arthur. She is a woman of many talents, but I think we all know that this video showcases the highlight of her career: I love the Star Wars Holiday Special more than words can say. -@ http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/13/happy-birthday/ Dear Chicago Cubs, Please don't make it to the World Series this year. Don't get me wrong. I like you, Cubs. I really do. You are tied with the Mets to be my NL favorites. You may even be beating them a little bit, just because I live in your fan zone ... http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/10/a-plea/ I sure wish I could turn my head to the right! -@ http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/05/golly/ My name is Abby, and I have a shoe problem. But probably not in the way that you might assume. My shoe problem does not consist of my purchasing too many pairs of shoes; in fact, it is quite the opposite. I buy one pair of shoes and wear them ... http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/05/03/somebody-intervene-again/ [DISCLAIMER: If you think it's too soon to joke about Mr. Gowan, you probably shouldn't read this.] On the phone with Juli the other morning: JPM: Any news on Mr. Gowan? ATM: Yeah, he died yesterday morning. JPM: He what? ATM: Died. He died. JPM: I didn't hear you, he did what? ATM: He died. Ceased to ... http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/04/19/i-have-the-biggest-idiots-for-friends/ I woke up yesterday morning and said to myself, "Self," I said. "You haven't been parading around with enough dorky things on your belt lately." So I dug out the little belt clip that came with my cell phone and stuck it on my belt next to the multitool and ... http://www.thelobsterloaf.org/thelobsterblog/2008/04/18/things-that-are-really-cool-me-and-earthquakes/